chanalyse 🕐 snapshot 2026-09-03 23:00 UTC · refreshes ~3h

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🛰️ Scraper
STALE
last online: 12 h ago
0 ingests/hr · 21096/24h
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🧠 Analyser
IDLE
last online: 12 h ago
0 runs/hr · 116/24h
10 failed/24h
run: default v3 run
▶ AI active
📡 Uptime · last 7d
92.3%
13.0h down · 1 gap (>2.0h)
13.0h (ongoing)

The scraper ingests 4chan catalogues hourly; the analyser turns raw threads into themes/stories via LLM. A gap >2.0h with no ingests counts as downtime. Full data-health →

/biz/
6213 stories
2488 themes · 10595/10595 analysed
last: 12 h ago
/g/
7970 stories
2730 themes · 11669/11669 analysed
last: 13 h ago
/pol/
75897 stories
25685 themes · 130764/130764 analysed
last: 12 h ago

⚡ Latest article triggers · /biz/

Stories that suddenly spiked in volume — ranked by article-worthiness (filtered to /biz/). See all →

📰 Articles created so far · /biz/

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🔬 Research areas · /biz/

The live investigative backlog — stories most worth digging into now, ranked by momentum, novelty & evidence already gathered. Click to open the threads.

🧭 Topics — what the boards are talking about, general → specific

Each theme's bar = its share of the 7-day window's threads. Expand a theme to see the specific stories under it, their mentions, and how fast they're changing (Δ threads/day). Click a story to open it.

/smg/ general discussion thread 27.2% 187 threads ▲ +47.1/day
StoryMentionsΔ/dayNovelty
SpaceX token unlock hyped as bullish event 10 0 evergreen
abusive personal content with no financial relevance 7.3% 50 threads ▼ -7.4/day
btc / bitcoin 7.0% 48 threads ▼ -6.3/day
nutrifeed / garloid 3.2% 22 threads ▼ -6.3/day
cdo / svp 2.5% 17 threads ▼ -4.9/day
schadenfreude & crab bucket mentality 2.3% 16 threads ▼ -2.3/day
chainlink / link 2.3% 16 threads ▼ -2.3/day
single-word greeting 2.2% 15 threads ▼ -0.3/day

No granular stories under this theme yet.

billionaire / goyim 1.9% 13 threads ▼ -1.4/day
hvac / electricians 1.9% 13 threads ▼ -3.7/day
ecelebs / memecoins 1.6% 11 threads ▲ +3.1/day
short liquidation / btc 1.6% 11 threads ▼ -2.6/day
smg general 1.3% 9 threads ▲ +2.6/day
StoryMentionsΔ/dayNovelty
Poster asks why Americans aren't trading right now 1 +0.3 evergreen
robinhood chain / decentralized coin swaps 1.3% 9 threads ▼ -2.6/day
net worth daily posting 1.3% 9 threads ▼ -1.4/day
msg / memecoin 1.3% 9 threads ▼ -2.6/day
reaction spam 1.2% 8 threads ▲ +2.3/day
StoryMentionsΔ/dayNovelty
Claim that a $2000 token is purchasable for $11.22 1 +0.3 evergreen
moonbeam / glmr 1.2% 8 threads ▼ -1.1/day
bitcoin / ukraine 1.2% 8 threads ▼ -2.3/day
automation / factory robots 1.0% 7 threads ▼ -1.4/day

📈 Significant changes — what's moving right now

Stories whose mention rate changed most vs their own prior baseline. The rule: one new thread is noise — about 5+ new threads/day on a topic is a real shift (marked ). Ranked by absolute Δ threads/day.

StoryBoardNow/dayΔ/dayEntities
Antisemitic conspiracy theory about Jewish strategy /pol/ 27.4 ▼ -18.9 whitesmuslimsisraeljews
Non-financial personal statement /biz/ 5.4 ▼ -10.3 leopoldit industryforklift courseclaude
Framing liberal opposition to data centers as anti-American /pol/ 6.3 ▲ +6.3 data centersairtx 5090china
Chainlink (LINK) long-term holder mocked for 8-year underperformance versus alternative assets /biz/ 0.3 ▼ -2.3 s p 500silverlinkchainlink
Chainlink (LINK) investment thesis questioned /biz/ 1.4 ▼ -2.0 linkchainlinkxrpswift
Bitcoin price returns to $65,000 /biz/ 0.6 ▼ -1.7 nothingspot etfclarity actstrategic btc
Silver supply deficit projected by 2050, bullion dealer resource thread /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -1.7 chardsliberty coinluciteriasilbury coins
Abusive personal content with no financial relevance /biz/ 1.7 ▼ -1.7 discordchainlinklinksea region
Crypto bullrun sustainability questioned /biz/ 0.6 ▼ -1.7 bullruncryptocurrencys p 500bitcoin
Traders sidelined waiting for October bottom miss the pump /biz/ 0.3 ▼ -1.4 bizoctoberfiatbitcoin
Long-term holder commits to daily snailposting until Bitcoin reaches $1 million /biz/ 1.1 ▼ -1.1 1mbtcbitcoin1 000 000
Persia Israel General recurring thread tracking Iran escalation and U.S. strike pause /pol/ 12.6 ▲ +1.1 caspian seanytiranukraine
Rotating Rat token pursuit of $1B market cap milestone /biz/ 0.3 ▼ -0.9 rotating rat1b market capcheeserotating rat token
Generic bearish market call /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 cryptobetting marketstrumpcryptocurrency
HYPE coin versus Polkadot (DOT) buying decision at all-time high /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 polkadotdothypefinst com
Bobo emergency meeting meme thread /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.9 bobomumubitcoin
Claim that Satoshi Nakamoto was from India /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.9 satoshi nakamotobitcoin
Bitcoin volatility amid geopolitical tensions and political sentiment /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 trumpbitcoinnetanyahuwhite house
User daily posting net worth tracking toward millionaire goal /biz/ 0.6 ▼ -0.6 spypastebinmillionaire goal4chan biz
Greentext dystopian inflation fantasy for year 2058 with antisemitic content /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 btcmonerobitcoinxmr
Bitcoin 200-day EMA resistance test and golden cross speculation /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 200 emagolden crossbitcoin200 day moving average
$22 Culver's hamburger meal cited as food inflation burden on retail worker /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 culver smcdonald s
Hypothetical US hyperinflation plan to swap printed dollars for gold and Bitcoin /biz/ 0.9 ▲ +0.6 bitcoinusdusgold
Trader rails against rising Treasury yields and falling gold /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 us treasury yieldsfederal reservegold
NEET asks how much money is needed to live without working /biz/ 0.0 ▼ -0.6 neetgermany

Entities spiking across multiple boards

The same named thing discussed on more than one board — usually the biggest stories. Click a chip to explore it.

📅 Activity · thread volume (last 10 weeks)

Each cell = one day. Darker = more threads scraped. Hover for counts.

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